What's the difference between a Quickie and a Quiz? Needs a punch line, doesn't it? Wish we had one. Got one? Post it at the 7F forum. Meanwhile, the only difference is that the Quickie is a recurring frivolous factoid feature (3Fs!) in our books, and Quizzes will pop up whenever the mood strikes—you never know when.

Gotta Love a Quiz!

We have lots of fun making up quizzes. These days, you can take a quiz on just about everything! You can even make up your own like we did. You know there's no quiz that can actually define any of us. We are WAY too complicated for that, don't ya think? We all define ourselves by what we do and say, and even then, we can always change it up if we want to.

Labels and stereotypes have been around virtually forever, and there's a pretty good chance they're gonna be sticking around. Our quizzes are based on those labels and stereotypes, so take them for what they are: a way to have fun!

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Which-Crew-R-U?

Nerd/Geek? Jock? Goth? Loner/Gamer? Prep? Find out how you "fit in" by choosing the answer you think most closely fits your profile, even if it's not you exactly. (There's no way we could cover all the cliques!) Remember, this is just for fun!

1. When you’re at a big party, you usually . . .
have no idea what to say
are friends with everybody there
would rather be somewhere else
wouldn’t be at a big party
want to look fantabulous
2. If you had some extra spare time, you’d most likely end up . . .
studying for the big exam
working out at the gym
penning some prose
playing a videogame
hanging out at the mall
3. Free money! You’ll spend it at . . .
The Apple Store
Sports Authority
Hot Topics
GameStop
Abercrombie & Fitch
4. Looking in the mirror, you’d most likely see . . .
glasses
baseball cap
black eyeliner
a blank stare
designer shades
5. Trick or treat! You’re persona of choice is a . . .
mad scientist
sports figure
living dead
funny t-shirt
celebrity
6. The class you most enjoy is . . .
physics
phys-ed
English lit
study hall
lunch
7. The animal that would make the best companion for you is a . . .
lab rat
border collie
tarantula
betta fish
pocket pooch
8. It’s Saturday night! You are at . . .
the science expo
the big game
a horror flick
Who goes out on a Saturday night?
the party. Where else?
9. Look down at your feet. You’re most likely wearing . . .
loafers
athletic footwear
black boots
socks
UGGs
10. Someday, there’s a good chance you might be a . . .
physicist
athlete
coroner
web designer
someone famous
11. It’s vacation time! We’ll find you at . . .
space camp
the base of a mountain
Transylvania
home
anywhere with sun and sand
12. Hungry? What’s on your plate?
pad Thai
protein bar
dark chocolate
chips and sodapop
sushi
13. Your best friend would probably say you are . . .
smart
athletic
morose
what friend?
trendy
14. If you had to be a piece of furniture, you would be a . . .
bookcase
treadmill
closet
computer desk
mirror
15. It’s movie night. You and your friends choose . . .
sci-fi
action
horror
fantasy
romance or comedy
16. Toothache? What do you pick up while you’re waiting for the dentist . . .
National Geographic
Sports Illustrated
My dentist doesn’t have any magazines I’d actually read.
GamePro
Gentlemen's Quarterly or ELLE
17. OMG! Which of these Greek deities do you most identify with . . .
Hermes or Athena
Ares or Demeter
Hades or Hespera
Pan or Selene
Apollo or Aphrodite
18. One of your favorite pastimes is . . .
solving logic problems
training for a tournament
contemplation
role-playing games
shopping for new clothes
19. Spanish? French? Latin? Nah, you’re second language is . . .
binary
hand signals
iambic pentameter
1337
texting
20. How does schoolwork fit into your life?
takes up most of my time
keeps me in the game
depends on the subject
gets in the way
fits like a glove
21. In general, you would describe other people as being . . .
common
an audience
a bit too perky
mostly annoying
superfriendly
22. You’re a bird, you’re a plane. No, you’re . . .
Charles Xavier or Kitty Pryde
Wonder Woman or Iron Man
Hellboy or Dark Angel
Link or Lara Croft
Captain America or Kim Possible
23. To quote or not to quote. Which of these might you say . . .
"All men by nature desire knowledge." (Aristotle)
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it." (Heywood Broun)
"The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever." (Herb Caenn)
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them." (Isaac Asimov)
"The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about." (Oscar Wilde)
24. It’s required reading. Which do you choose . . .
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson
The Red Badge of Courage by Steven Crane
The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe
The Outsiders by S.E. Hinton
The Once and Future King by T.H. White
25. What’s music to your ears?
easy listening
marching band
punk metal
sound effects
pop